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Why I Hate Kotone

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I've never had a hatedom, and I thought being "anti-" anything was dumb. Then I saw this girl, and I felt a hatred so intense that the mere sight of here makes me want to grab a lead pipe and beat her stupid face in.

It's bad enough she exists, but don't you even fucking DARE even IMPLY in ANY work of fiction that the legendary Pokémon Trainer Red would so much as CONSIDER HER a romantic interest in ANY WAY, shape, or form. There's "out of your league" and then there's "not even in the same realm of existence as far as leagues go. Red is AWESOME. Too awesome, in fact, for ANYONE. Red would not even grant her the pleasure of an ass kicking, yet the game allows such blasphemy to happen.

Even worse? She replaces Kris. The only explanation I can think of for this is that Kris is too AWESOME to be a player character and nobody is simply WORTHY. Same with Gold, which is why they remade him into a pansy named "Ethan".

I'm sorry, but this... THING... is an insult to female Pokémon fans everywhere, and if I were a girl, I'd be seriously offended at her representing my gender in the game. Girls who go on adventures are smart enough to have real gear, real shoes, and practical attire.

I could go on and on about just HOW FREAKING MUCH I hate her. But she's really not worth my time. At least no one will ever have to troll me... SEEING Red/Kotone (it pains me to put a slash between those two names) is awful enough to last me a thousand lifetimes. I can only feebly counter it with Red/Blue (boy-Blue) and Red/Gold in hopes of warding off images roughly akin to my retinas spending a few moments in the blood-gutted inferno of hell. ...But not Red/Kris, because Kris is too awesome for anyone.

Haha yeah go ahead and take this seriously. As a die hard old-schooler, this is really just a big ol' GET OFF MY LAWN YOU DANG KIDS. I'd be surprised if I actually got flamed for this, but eh. To each their own. Even if anyone who disagrees with me is WRONG so go sit in your WRONGNESS and be WRONG! :I

Psh two of those things apply to Kris too. lol


EDIT Guys stop taking this seriously. :V This is old trolling and I feel bad people are still bothering with this. I don't actually hate Kotone or anything. :U
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EuphemiaElseaYue's avatar
KrisFTW!!

(I think my anti-ness comes from me loving Red/Yellow ( manga) and some of the Kotone fans who keeps on saying Kotone beats Kris in all level)